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Title: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: Dazzler on October 20, 2009, 20:20:37

A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for

 several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

 One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. She sat by him.

 He whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

When I got fired, you were there to support me.

When my business failed, you were there.

When I got shot, you were by my side.

When we lost the house, you stayed right here.

When my health started failing, you were still by my side ...

You know what?'


 'What dear?' She gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.

'I think you're bad luck, f*** off!'

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: eye30 on October 20, 2009, 20:51:46

 :lol:

And great pic  Just shows the thrust in the crdi

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: Shambles on October 20, 2009, 22:12:39

She sounds like bad news so good riddance :lol:




Now where's my pen....

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: bez10y on October 20, 2009, 22:13:08

hahaha  :lol:

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: bumpkin on October 20, 2009, 22:13:40

A version of this from one of my favourite comedians, contains swearing so do not click if easily offended or at work :cool: :cool:
[youtube]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUZchgqYBAs[/youtube]

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: Dazzler on October 21, 2009, 10:17:05

Thanks Brian,

He was young there.. I think he has got better with age...

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: eye30 on October 21, 2009, 18:45:23

Must have been 1 of his early days, if not the start of his career

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: bumpkin on October 21, 2009, 19:27:57

Its from "Billy and Albert" which would have been mid 1980's :wink:

Title: Re: On His deathbed (possibly a repeat?)
Post by: Hemmi on October 21, 2009, 20:33:06

 :lol: