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Title: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: Dazzler on October 20, 2009, 20:37:08

  and after accumulating enough frequent flier miles, Mike and Maureen land on Mars. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things.

Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' she asks.

'Pretty much the way you do,' responds the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member - about half an inch long and just a quarter inch thick.

'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

''Why?' he asks, 'What's the matter?'

'Well,' she replies, 'It's just not long enough to reach me!'

'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

'Well,' she says, 'That's quite impressive, but it looks like a long pencil, it's still pretty narrow....'

''No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

'Wow!' she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their normal partners and go their separate ways. As they walk along, Mike asks 'Well, was it any good?'

'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was damn good. How about you?'

 'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: PUFC Guy on October 20, 2009, 20:41:23

 :lol: :lol: :lol: Will tell the wife this one when she gets in, very good.

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: eye30 on October 20, 2009, 20:54:20

 :lol:

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: Shambles on October 20, 2009, 21:12:30

Judging by todays jokes, it looks like you're going to have a "dick day" Dazz :P

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: bumpkin on October 20, 2009, 22:17:48

 :lol: :lol:

What have you been drinking Dazz :wink: :wink: :wink:

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: hipposniper on October 20, 2009, 23:15:35

 :razz: :lol:

Title: Re: The year is 2222 ...a tad rude :-)
Post by: Dazzler on October 21, 2009, 10:09:46

I have been getting some good ones in my email but hadn't got a chance to post any for a while.. Will dig up a few more shortly  :D