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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: 2i30s on November 25, 2009, 08:58:24

Title: Burglar
Post by: 2i30s on November 25, 2009, 08:58:24

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more , after a bit, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.


'Did you say that?'he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Jesus

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: Shambles on November 25, 2009, 10:02:19

You'll have bumpkin on yer case :lol:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,3108.0.html

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: Dazzler on November 25, 2009, 10:03:38

Old and a bit Ruff.. Ruff,Ruff... :lol:

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: 2i30s on November 25, 2009, 10:12:56

sorry :-[

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: bumpkin on November 25, 2009, 12:17:50

Quote from: Shambles on November 25, 2009, 10:02:19

You'll have bumpkin on yer case :lol:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,3108.0.html

Nearly, all that was in my mind was "I've seen/heard that one before somewhere".

Steve you are a mine of useless information mate :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: eye30 on November 25, 2009, 20:57:08

 :-[

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: 2i30s on November 26, 2009, 07:41:09

Quote from: bumpkin on November 25, 2009, 12:17:50

Quote from: Shambles on November 25, 2009, 10:02:19

You'll have bumpkin on yer case :lol:

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,3108.0.html

Nearly, all that was in my mind was "I've seen/heard that one before somewhere".

Steve you are a mine of useless information mate :lol: :lol:

thanx m8

Title: Re: Burglar
Post by: SRT Metro on November 26, 2009, 13:00:50

 :lol: :lol: :lol: