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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: eye30 on December 08, 2009, 19:45:26

Title: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: eye30 on December 08, 2009, 19:45:26

SYMPTOM                                                      FAULT                                                                             ACTION
 
Feet cold and wet.                                          Glass being held at incorrect angle.                                     Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.
 
Feet warm and wet.                                        Improper bladder control.                                                  Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.
 
Drink unusually pale and tasteless.                    Glass empty.                                                                    Get someone to buy you another drink.
 
Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.    You have fallen over backward.                                           Have yourself lashed to bar.
 
Mouth contains cigarette butts.                         You have fallen forward.                                                    See above.
 
Alcohol tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.        Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.        Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.
 
Floor blurred.                                                  You are looking through bottom of empty glass.                   Get someone to buy you another drink.
 
Floor moving.                                                  You are being carried out.

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: Dazzler on December 08, 2009, 19:49:32

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: Shambles on December 08, 2009, 20:26:39

:lol: likey likey

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: bumpkin on December 09, 2009, 08:36:58

Seen it before but it is a cracker :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: 2i30s on December 09, 2009, 08:55:26

ive been there,i think.i cant remember :lol: :-[

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: SRT Metro on December 09, 2009, 17:07:36

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: ALCOHOL TROUBLESHOOTING
Post by: Hemmi on December 12, 2009, 23:30:25

 :lol: