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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Car Related (any make, any model) => Topic started by: AlanHo on September 07, 2017, 00:06:26

Title: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: AlanHo on September 07, 2017, 00:06:26: It isn't clear - but I am assuming that the air freshener was a liquid one with an alcohol base

:link: Air freshener causes car to explode in B&Q car park in Southend - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-41179132)
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: John B on September 07, 2017, 00:48:23: Either that or he farted. :snigger:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: andsome on September 07, 2017, 08:19:14: He should sue the air freshener manufactures, they should hold their pressure for years. Unless of course it was in the sun.
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: Shambles on September 07, 2017, 08:28:45: How did the occupant survive that? :eek:

I think it was deliberate - a "crash for ash" scam :snigger:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: The Gonz on September 07, 2017, 09:44:33: My vote goes to mass production and eradicating smokers. :happydance:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: andsome on September 07, 2017, 10:12:06: Send them all to the Australian penal colony at Botany Bay. :hatoff: :hatoff:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: mickd on September 07, 2017, 10:25:56: Quote from: Shambles on September 07, 2017, 08:28:45
How did the occupant survive that? :eek:

I think it was deliberate - a "crash for ash" scam :snigger:

Wont need a haircut for a while, and will be saying "pardon, what was that "for a day or two.
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 09:26:59: Now it makes sense - sort of

I reckon she farted, couldn't stand the smell and gave the car a good spray with the windows closed before lighting her fag.

Darwins theory not quite met. :snigger:

:link: Car destroyed after air freshener explodes in B&Q car park | Metro News (http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/07/car-destroyed-after-air-freshener-explodes-in-bq-car-park-6909200/)
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: Shambles on September 08, 2017, 09:39:35: (https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2017/09/pri_51840698.jpg)

In Bolton, the car would have been ticketed for overstaying.
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 10:58:02: In Liverpool they would have had the wheels off and away before the police got there
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: Dazzler on September 08, 2017, 11:05:32: She should be safe to smoke in her car now..
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: eye30 on September 08, 2017, 18:13:10: Quote from: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 10:58:02
In Liverpool they would have had the wheels off and away before the police got there
And a parking ticket for not parking in the bay.........
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 19:33:21: That improved the focus styling quite a bit. Also added a free sun roof.
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: Dazzler on September 08, 2017, 21:38:24: Quote from: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 19:33:21
That improved the focus styling quite a bit. Also added a free sun roof.

Yes, a road tester of that particular "one of" modified version said, and I quote.. "This version has a refreshing open and airy feel unlike any other Ford Focus I have driven" .. He went on to say.. " The performance was a bit disappointing though, I tried to outrun a new Hyundai i30 PD SR, but it blew the doors off this car..." :crazy1: :snigger:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 22:39:50: @Dazzler ...........that's a cracker. I would put that I my FB page if I had one............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Don't Have An Air Freshener In Your Car if You Smoke
Post by: Dazzler on September 08, 2017, 22:40:46: Quote from: AlanHo on September 08, 2017, 22:39:50
@Dazzler ...........that's a cracker. I would put that I my FB page if I had one............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I did! :happydance: