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Title: Guide dog
Post by: Hemmi on January 16, 2010, 22:19:15

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my guide dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a guide dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my guide dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. They do not have Chiwauas as guide dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?"

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: 2i30s on January 17, 2010, 00:12:17

 :lol:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: Dazzler on January 17, 2010, 07:55:05

 :lol: I didn't SEE that one coming ... :wink:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: SRT Metro on January 17, 2010, 07:58:03

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: eye30 on January 17, 2010, 12:58:48

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: bumpkin on January 17, 2010, 15:13:11

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: Shambles on January 17, 2010, 15:25:19

Excellent joke :lol:

Title: Re: Guide dog
Post by: hipposniper on January 21, 2010, 23:29:16

vintage