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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on January 25, 2010, 11:15:32

Title: Blind as a bat
Post by: bumpkin on January 25, 2010, 11:15:32: A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood & began hassling him about where he got it.

He told them to p ! ss off & let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in.

"OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited bats behind him.

Down through a valley they went, across a river & into a huge forest.

Finally he slowed down & all the other bats excitedly milled around him, tongues hanging out for blood..

"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked.

"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.

"Good for you!" said the bat, "Because I f ^ cking didn't."
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: StarSeeker on January 25, 2010, 11:39:45: Had to think about that one :lol:.
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: Hemmi on January 25, 2010, 14:51:30: :lol:
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: eye30 on January 25, 2010, 17:30:01: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: Dazzler on January 25, 2010, 20:34:32: Very original - I love it :lol:
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: SRT Metro on January 25, 2010, 22:52:52: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Blind as a bat
Post by: 2i30s on January 25, 2010, 23:03:05: :lol: :lol: