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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on January 26, 2010, 21:08:53
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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy..
So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep..
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'
The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh1t.'
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So, to summarise...
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Very accurate assessment :mrgreen:
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:lol: :lol:
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060510
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060510
??? I googled that number and came up with many and varied results... :exclaim:
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060510
??? I googled that number and came up with many and varied results... :exclaim:
I think its the UK elections.
But great joke :lol: :lol:
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I think its the UK elections.
Correct Hemmi
6 May 2010 - if we, here in the UK, are to believe the gaff at the weekend by a man who should be in the know.
If this turns out to be the correct date then it's probably the only thing this government have got correct in it's term. :idea: