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Title: It was curtains for him...
Post by: Dazzler on February 12, 2010, 21:27:06
 A couple  take on an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she
could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath
but she could use a tin  bath in front of the fire.......
 
 "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.. So the
girl agreed to have a bath  the following Monday....

 After her husband had gone to the  pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and
 watched as the girl got  undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass
 didn't have any pubic hair,  and told her husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said,
 "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself.."
 
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
 "No," replied the girl.  "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have  hairs?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed off her hairy ****.
 
 When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked, "Did you see it?"
 "Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
 
 "Why not?" she said. "You've seen it  before."
.
.
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 "I know," he said, "but the darts team  hadn't!!"
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: 2i30s on February 12, 2010, 22:07:43
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: Shambles on February 12, 2010, 22:14:19
:lol: made me laugh..

Hairy armpits always do that for me :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: StarSeeker on February 13, 2010, 00:51:11
 :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: SRT Metro on February 13, 2010, 09:51:31
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: eye30 on February 13, 2010, 14:34:38

Hairy armpits always do that for me :lol:

Who's?
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: eye30 on February 13, 2010, 14:35:24
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: bumpkin on February 13, 2010, 15:59:27
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: It was curtains for him...
Post by: Mike SX on February 13, 2010, 20:29:49
Oh, Snort - Honk :lol:
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