Tha Original i30 Owners Club

GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Mike SX on February 13, 2010, 20:40:27

Title: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: Mike SX on February 13, 2010, 20:40:27

My Wife and I went to a rodeo in California last year, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.

We went up to the first pen, and on the sign was written, "THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR".

My Wife playfully nudged me in the ribs and repeated "He mated 50 times last year".

We walked to the second pen, on the sign was written, "THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR".

My Wife gave me a healthy jab and said "That's more than twice a week, you could learn a lot from him.

We walked to the third pen, on the sign was written "THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR.

My Wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn from this one". I looked at her and said " Go over and ask the Herdsman if it was with the same old cow"!

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: 2i30s on February 13, 2010, 20:47:16

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: Dazzler on February 13, 2010, 22:08:22

And you are still alive to tell the tale???.... :eek: :lol:

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: SRT Metro on February 13, 2010, 22:26:11

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: Mike SX on February 14, 2010, 09:09:10

Yes, but divorced from that one! "Many a true word, spoken in jest"!

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: eye30 on February 14, 2010, 13:41:01

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Bulls at a Rodeo
Post by: bumpkin on February 15, 2010, 08:45:42

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: