Tha Original i30 Owners Club
GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Dazzler on April 02, 2010, 01:59:58
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This couple I know....
Found that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their 8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Mars Bar and tell him to report on all the Street activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation:
'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
'An ambulance just drove by!'
'Looks like the Anderson's have company,' he called out.
'Matt's riding a new bike!'
'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
'Jason is on his skate board!
After a few moments he announced, 'The Coopers are sha**ing!!'
Startled, his mum and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they're sha**ing?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Mars Bar'.
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:lol: :lol:
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Them Coopers have sure been "at it" some time :lol:
https://i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,2614.0.html
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Mine's different He's got a Mars bar... :D
I had a feelin' I'd heard it before but thought I was mistaken when my search for Mars came up empty as far as jokes went... :rolleyes:
Sorry Brian...
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Well according to the advert
A Mars a day helps you work rest and play :lol:
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Good one m8 :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: