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Title: Canny advice
Post by: bumpkin on May 18, 2010, 08:52:48: A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: Shambles on May 18, 2010, 08:58:05: :lol: expect a tongue-lashing from the gals on board :lol:
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: Dazzler on May 18, 2010, 10:45:11: Quote from: Shambles on May 18, 2010, 08:58:05
:lol: expect a tongue-lashing from the gals on board :lol:

I would recommend that they just swill some sweet tea around in their mouth instead... :wink: :lol:
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: StarSeeker on May 18, 2010, 15:48:31: Next time my missus gets drunk, I'll try keeping my mouth shut then :D
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: eye30 on May 18, 2010, 18:28:49: :-[ :evil: :-[
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: ch0pst1x on May 19, 2010, 00:11:26: LOL I like :lol:
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: Dazzler on May 19, 2010, 10:10:04: Quote from: StarSeeker on May 18, 2010, 15:48:31
Next time my missus gets drunk, I'll try keeping my mouth shut then :D

Good answer m8 :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: 2i30s on May 19, 2010, 10:54:08: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Canny advice
Post by: kittikat on May 20, 2010, 14:13:07: ...sighs...shakes head.....moves on....