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Title: World Cup advice
Post by: bumpkin on June 13, 2010, 11:53:49

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty
movie featuring a lusty couple.

 

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

 

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.

 

"You already know how to play football!"

Title: Re: World Cup advice
Post by: Dazzler on June 13, 2010, 11:59:44

Quote from: bumpkin on June 13, 2010, 11:53:49

A man watching a football game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty
movie featuring a lusty couple.

 

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

 

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.

 

"You already know how to play football!"

At least I know that joke wasn't about me...

I can't play football... :mrgreen:

Title: Re: World Cup advice
Post by: 2i30s on June 13, 2010, 12:22:05

 :lol:X2

Title: Re: World Cup advice
Post by: Shambles on June 13, 2010, 14:19:06

:lol: very good bumpkin

Quote from: Dazzler on June 13, 2010, 11:59:44

I can't play football... :mrgreen:

Are you an England squad member?  Just thought I'd ask :rolleyes: