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Title: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Shambles on July 02, 2010, 22:36:07: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating who is the greatest of the three of them.

The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!

The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!

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Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: bumpkin on July 02, 2010, 22:49:37: Groooaaaannnnnnn

Trust me to be the first Old Fart to look as well :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Shambles on July 02, 2010, 23:07:40: Quote from: bumpkin on July 02, 2010, 22:49:37
Groooaaaannnnnnn

Anything that distracts me from the memory of those cheating Uruguayans :evil:

Still, if the Ghanans can't take pens....
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: hipposniper on July 02, 2010, 23:34:50: poor old ghanas they should of won, the best team lost
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Dazzler on July 02, 2010, 23:43:22: Quote from: bumpkin on July 02, 2010, 22:49:37
Groooaaaannnnnnn

Trust me to be the first Old Fart to look as well :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm an older fart... begs the question .. "would an older fart smell better or worse?" :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: agentr31 on July 03, 2010, 00:04:43: worse IMHO hahaha
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: SRT Metro on July 03, 2010, 08:36:30: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 09:43:14: :lol: :lol: you can tell when your very,very old.you don't break wind,you break dust. :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Dazzler on July 03, 2010, 10:15:49: Quote from: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 09:43:14
:lol: :lol: you can tell when your very,very old.you don't break wind,you break dust. :lol:

I like that concept :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 10:22:05: my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: eye30 on July 03, 2010, 11:15:48: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: bumpkin on July 03, 2010, 12:30:31: Quote from: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 10:22:05
my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Dazzler on July 03, 2010, 12:32:56: Quote from: bumpkin on July 03, 2010, 12:30:31
Quote from: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 10:22:05
my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white :twisted: :lol: :lol:

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school.. :rolleyes:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Surferdude on July 04, 2010, 06:29:33: Our daughter often likes to remind us we were around before post codes. :mad:
Or colour television (or ANY television) :P
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: agentr31 on July 04, 2010, 08:11:06: LOL your daughter sounds like a crack up...
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: bumpkin on July 05, 2010, 20:30:52: Quote from: Dazzler on July 03, 2010, 12:32:56
Quote from: bumpkin on July 03, 2010, 12:30:31
Quote from: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 10:22:05
my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white :twisted: :lol: :lol:

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school.. :rolleyes:

She has just finished her first year at school, think that is the same as what you call kindergarten, we call kindergarten pre-school and then they go to Primary One which is what she has just finished. :wink:
Title: Re: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
Post by: Dazzler on July 05, 2010, 22:10:53: Quote from: bumpkin on July 05, 2010, 20:30:52
Quote from: Dazzler on July 03, 2010, 12:32:56
Quote from: bumpkin on July 03, 2010, 12:30:31
Quote from: 2i30s on July 03, 2010, 10:22:05
my kids when they were a bit younger used to ask me about things in the OLDEN DAYS. wtf. :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Eilidh asks that a lot too, I currently have her believing that when Granny was young the world was black and white :twisted: :lol: :lol:

That might come back to haunt you when she goes to school.. :rolleyes:

She has just finished her first year at school, think that is the same as what you call kindergarten, we call kindergarten pre-school and then they go to Primary One which is what she has just finished. :wink:

Oh ok .. she is growing up fast.. :eek: