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Title: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: eye30 on July 09, 2010, 16:24:43

I don't think this has been posted before but someone will prove me wrong!=======================================

Paddy bought a donkey from a farmer for £100.

The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The donkey's died.'
 
Paddy replied, 'Well then just give me my money back.'
 
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I've already spent it.'
 
Paddy said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
 
The farmer asked, 'What are you going to do with him?'
 
Paddy said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
 
The farmer said, 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
 
Paddy said, 'Sure I can. Watch me.  I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
 
A month later, the farmer met up with Paddy and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
 
Paddy said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two pounds a piece and made a profit of £898'.
 
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
 
Paddy said, 'Just the guy who won.  So I gave him his two pounds back.'

 

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: Mike SX on July 09, 2010, 16:34:10

 :lol: :lol: :lol: A real opportunist :wink:

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: Dazzler on July 09, 2010, 20:59:58

He wasn't such an ass after all  :eek: :lol:

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: bumpkin on July 09, 2010, 22:12:01

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: 2i30s on July 10, 2010, 03:26:13

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: SRT Metro on July 10, 2010, 11:25:11

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: THE CURRENT BANKING CRISIS EXPLAINED
Post by: hipposniper on July 20, 2010, 23:40:14

brill
 :lol: :lol: :lol: