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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: bumpkin on July 09, 2010, 16:55:31

Title: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: bumpkin on July 09, 2010, 16:55:31: Judy got married and had 13 children.

Her first husband, Ted, died of cancer.

She married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Judy again, remarried ... and this time, she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said,
"Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret:
"Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?"

Margaret replied:....

"I think he means her legs, Ethel..."
Title: Re: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: Dazzler on July 09, 2010, 20:54:46: :-[ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Mike SX on July 09, 2010, 22:16:57: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:
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Post by: clackerz on July 09, 2010, 23:19:54: :D
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Post by: Nesher on July 10, 2010, 01:13:00: :lol: !
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Post by: 2i30s on July 10, 2010, 03:24:41: :lol: :lol: :lol: :cool:
Title: Re: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: eye30 on July 10, 2010, 12:34:14: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: SRT Metro on July 10, 2010, 15:39:06: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Mike SX on July 10, 2010, 21:51:02: As an attractive woman walked past the comedian Peter Kaye he commented:-

Ooo, nice legs love , what time do they open :question: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: Dazzler on July 10, 2010, 22:54:00: One of my Ex's was tall with long legs... I used to say " I'm not sure if I like you left leg or your right leg better" or somewhere in between.... :wink: :lol:
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Post by: 2i30s on July 10, 2010, 22:56:47: :lol: :lol: :P
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Post by: Shambles on July 10, 2010, 23:09:16: :lol: keep 'em coming :lol:
Title: Re: Lord, they are finally together.
Post by: Mike SX on July 11, 2010, 10:16:53: Quote from: Shambles on July 10, 2010, 23:09:16
:lol: keep 'em coming :lol:
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