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Title: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: Mike SX on July 11, 2010, 10:26:31

A man with attitude is strutting up and down a Maternity Ward Reception Area,
"I just cannot wait, cannot wait", he tells the other Fathers-to-be. "You wait, any minute now, could be quads, look at me, look at me, and look at the size of my biceps."

Then the Maternity Nurse arrives, "Congratulations Mr Collins, you are the Father of sextuplets".

"I'm not surprised", the man said "I've got a d**k the size of a chimney"!

"Well", said the nurse, "you better get it swept, they're all black"!

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: Dazzler on July 11, 2010, 10:29:07

 :-[ :wink: :lol:

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: bumpkin on July 11, 2010, 11:09:53

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: 2i30s on July 11, 2010, 11:58:26

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: eye30 on July 11, 2010, 13:18:42

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :mad: :mad: :mad: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :twisted: :twisted: :eek: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: Nesher on July 11, 2010, 20:14:37

ROFL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: hipposniper on July 11, 2010, 22:21:05

oh dear!!!!.... :lol:

Title: Re: The Maternity Ward Boaster
Post by: SRT Metro on July 12, 2010, 07:32:03

 :lol: :lol: :lol: