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Title: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: bumpkin on July 26, 2010, 18:29:31: (None of that Sissy sh1te)

Are ye tired o those p1sh weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cute wee smiley faces on this card.

Just the stone cold truth o a great friendship.

1. When ye are sad -- I will help you get p1shed and plot revenge against the sh1t who made ye sad.

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When ye are scared -- I will take the p1sh oot o you every chance I get, until you're NOT.

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until YE STOP WHINING!

6. When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

7. When ye are sick -- Stay the hell away frae me until ye are well again. I don't want whatever ye've got.

8. When ye fall, I will laugh my heed aff at you, you clumsy ar5e, .......but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end. 'Why?' you may ask; Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

Send this to 10 o yer closest friends,

Then get depressed because ye can only think o 4 .
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: eye30 on July 26, 2010, 19:15:46: Quote from: bumpkin on July 26, 2010, 18:29:31
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: Shambles on July 26, 2010, 19:42:40: :lol: splendid
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: Dazzler on July 26, 2010, 22:25:33: No wonder we get on so well Brian...

Us Aussie's think very much the same way... :lol:

https://i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,3166.msg29814.html#msg29814

Maybe your "cute" blonde Taswegian facebook friend shared that one with you :wink:
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: bumpkin on July 26, 2010, 22:32:11: :lol: :lol:

Thought I had seen it before :-[ :-[

You leave Melanie alone, she is a complete hoot and found my knowledge of the map of Tasmania hilarious! :wink: :lol: :lol:

I'll qualify that, she is a work colleague and nothing more than a friend that likes a laugh :razz:
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: Shambles on July 26, 2010, 22:36:37: Quote from: Dazzler on July 26, 2010, 22:25:33
No wonder we get on so well Brian...

Us Aussie's think very much the same way... :lol:

I think we're all just getting old Dazz :-[
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: SRT Metro on July 27, 2010, 06:37:39: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: True Friendship - Scottish Style
Post by: Surferdude on July 27, 2010, 07:19:44: Quote from: eye30 on July 26, 2010, 19:15:46
Quote from: bumpkin on July 26, 2010, 18:29:31
Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Actually, I know that one from another angle in which form I first saw it about 25 years ago. It reads as follows and was pasted on the wall of a workplace I used to call on occasionaly.
"Doing a good job around here is like having a p*ss in your wetsuit.
It gives you a nice warm feeling, but nobody notices."