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Title: Doggy tale.
Post by: bumpkin on September 29, 2010, 11:44:56
A woman found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that, if she wanted to keep this  from recurring, she should go to the store and get some "VEET" hair remover and rub it in the dog's ears once a month.

The lady went to the store and bought some "VEET" hair remover.  At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days.
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The lady said, "I'm not using it under my arms."

The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either.  If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."

The pharmacist says, "Well stay off your bicycle for about a week."
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: agentr31 on September 29, 2010, 11:54:56
hahahahahaha!!!
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: Dazzler on September 29, 2010, 12:38:41
I like a bit of "the hair of the dog" the next morning... :lol:

...especially if it's a Schnauzer  :wink:
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: Shambles on September 29, 2010, 13:07:37
I like a bit of "the hair of the dog" the next morning... :lol:


I still say the joke's mingeing (https://i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,2896.0.html) :lol: ;)
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: Dazzler on September 29, 2010, 13:12:15
I thought it was pretty good  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: Shambles on September 29, 2010, 13:16:31
I thought it was pretty good  :mrgreen:

You almost said that last time ;)

https://i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php/topic,2896.msg26812.html#msg26812
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: Dazzler on September 29, 2010, 13:18:48
Yeah  :mrgreen: (that is why I though it was pretty good) :wink:
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: eye30 on September 30, 2010, 17:51:52
No matter how many times I see it it good.  In fact brill   :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Doggy tale.
Post by: SRT Metro on September 30, 2010, 20:00:25
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
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