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Title: Just been sent to the doghouse...don't understand?
Post by: Dazzler on August 01, 2008, 09:00:31
The wife was standing nude in front of a mirror, says to me, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
I replied, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'

The Wife gets naked & asks me, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
I looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

Some women just don't have a sense of humour....
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