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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Dazzler on August 24, 2008, 00:30:23

Title: You'll like this one...
Post by: Dazzler on August 24, 2008, 00:30:23
GOD Said, 'Adam, I Want you to do
Something for me..'

Adam said, 'Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?'

God said, 'Go down into that valley.'

Adam said, 'What's a valley?'

God explained it to him.

Then God said, 'Cross the river.'

Adam said, 'What's a river?' !

God explained that to him, and then said, 'Go over to the hill.......'


Adam said, 'What is a hill?'


So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.


He told Adam, 'On the other side of the hill you will find a cave'


Adam said, 'What's a cave?'


! After God explained, he said, 'In the cave you will find a Woman.'


Adam said, 'What's a woman?'


So God explained that to him, too.


Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.'


Adam said, 'How do I do that?'


God first said (under his breath), 'Geez.....'


And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.


So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.


Then, in about five minutes, he was back.


God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, 'What is it now?'


And Adam said


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YOUR GOING TO LOVE THIS !!!!!!

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'What's a headache?'
Title: Re: You'll like this one...
Post by: Shambles on August 24, 2008, 09:11:25
Aha!

So that's where my wife is.....  :lol:
Title: Re: You'll like this one...
Post by: eye30 on August 24, 2008, 17:23:52
Not bad!! for you D_D.

Keep them coming.
Title: Re: You'll like this one...
Post by: Dazzler on August 24, 2008, 22:50:22
Quote from: "eye30"
Not bad!! for you D_D.

Keep them coming.

Don't you just love back handed compliments... :cry:
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