The Original i30 Owners Club
GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Dazzler on May 28, 2008, 10:43:26
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
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The very first joke I posted on this site.. Fancy no comments (how rude..) :lol:
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:lol: :lol:
I know lots of women who would like to view the Hammond Organ :lol: :lol:
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I actually thought it was a true story :eek: I've been following the same advice now for 2 years :D
Ahhh... the old Hammond organ.
I like running my fingers up and down mine. Even with practice it still gets harder and harder the more you play. There's a red thing at the end which turns it on.
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:lol: :lol:
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Is the date of posting correct?
Posted on: May 28, 2008, 09:43:26 AM!!!!!
Good question Daz - Why no comments!!!!!
Not even a smiley :rolleyes:
Hope this makes up for it. One of each for you.
:) 8) :P :-[ :'( :D :arrow: :eek: :evil: :mrgreen: :question: :twisted: :rolleyes: :idea: :neutral: :razz: :lol: :wink: :mad: :cool: :exclaim:
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Thanks eye.. when you go back to the first pages in off topic / humour there are lots of good stuff posted by a few of us including you that were worth a comment but didn't get any (although we only had a handfull of members then) :idea:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: