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GENERAL STUFF => GENERAL DISCUSSIONS => Random Chit Chat => Topic started by: Hemmi on September 19, 2008, 04:09:43

Title: A song
Post by: Hemmi on September 19, 2008, 04:09:43

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

Title: Re: A song
Post by: Shambles on September 19, 2008, 08:10:12

 that's pretty good

Title: Re: A song
Post by: Dazzler on September 19, 2008, 08:59:44

I probably should censor that... but lets see if Dave is awake...

Title: Re: A song
Post by: eye30 on September 19, 2008, 17:29:18

Quote from: "dazzling_darryl"

I probably should censor that... but lets see if Dave is awake...

It only suggestive.  
Daz you think too deep - it's your mind that need censoring