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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel
outside Kalgoolie.   

He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!   


The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.   


The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . . I'm
homesick.
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