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The Trucker
April 07, 2009, 11:21:25
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel
outside Kalgoolie.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, I want your ugliest woman and a burnt chop.!!
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a lovely three-course meal.
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny . . . . . I'm
homesick.
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Reply #1: April 07, 2009, 11:45:23
Buhahahaha
You've no right to make me laugh while I'm at work
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Reply #3: April 07, 2009, 14:54:15
LOL
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Reply #4: April 07, 2009, 18:22:35
1.4 Petrol Active I'm no expert, so please correct me if
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