[Surferdude]

I think I'd be complaining too. 

http://www.news.com.au/top-stories/south-australian-couple-jessica-angel-and-colin-mackenzie-charged-over-noisy-sex/story-e6frfkp9-1226458052248?from=igoogle+gadget+compact+news_rss

[Dazzler]

I struggled for a minute to work out which one was the female...

[Doggie 1]

They don't say how many are involved, only that she is the loudest.
There could be twenty three of them in there for all we know. 

[AlanHo]

I note that the Environment Protection Order they have been stuck with is not just for noise - but also for smoke, dust, fumes and odour.

This has got my imagination working overtime - I'll never get to sleep tonight.

I've heard of people leaving their partners smoking in bed - but the thought of a cloud of dust and fumes pouring from the bedroom window is just too much.........

[Doggie 1]

 
"Do you smoke after sex?"
"I don't know, I've never looked." 

[rustynutz]

Not sure what the issue is, they aren't being stopped from having sex like they are moaning about, all they need do is turn the volume down.... 

Either that or shove something in her mouth to keep her quiet....

[Surferdude]

Either that or shove something in her mouth to keep her quiet....

A sock?
Anything else might be at risk of biting off more than she could chew.

[Doggie 1]

That's right. You wouldn't want to give her a head start.

[Shambles]

That's right. You wouldn't want to give her a head start.

Corrected for you

[kittikat]

How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?

He must be hallucinating.......

Or perhaps suffering from exhaustion.........

 

[Dazzler]

Five days a week.. so he has it off on saturdays and sundays then 

No wonder they look like they do and they are only in their 20's ...! 

[Phil №❶]

Five days a week.. so he has it off on saturdays and sundays then 

No wonder they look like they do and they are only in their 20's ...! 

No, he has it off Mon, Tues, Wed, Thu & Fri 

[rustynutz]

They should buy a TV.....

[Doggie 1]

How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?
 

I'm sorry, is this unusual? 
 

[Dazzler]

How can you take seriously someone who claims "Our average sex goes anywhere from four, six, seven hours, basically five nights a week"?
 

I'm sorry, is this unusual? 
 

They are talkin' hours not minutes Dave 

[Doggie 1]

Oh, my mistake.