[Surferdude]

Moderators,Administrators all the same to a simpleton like me 

I don't care who's job it is, get it done PPL or I may become upset  you really don't want an upset NB(R)

As for you David  ,I think I am a funny man  in more ways than one 

Funny ha ha or funny queer? 

Both. In his own words.

[Just Rick]

Moderators,Administrators all the same to a simpleton like me 

I don't care who's job it is, get it done PPL or I may become upset  you really don't want an upset NB(R)

As for you David  ,I think I am a funny man  in more ways than one 

Funny ha ha or funny queer? 

Ah!Thats for the person I'm talking to at the time to decide, maybe sometimes funny Ha Ha sometimes funny in the head, I can swing funny anyway 

[Shambles]

...what has happened to the spell checker it has disappeared,so this post is probably full of mistakes. Get it fixed you lot 

We appear to have lost a number of features in the past 12 hours

I think the forum got pissed on its 5th birthday and never recovered

I'll see what's going on...

[Doggie 1]

Maybe it's a case of Shambled eggs. 

[Phil №❶]

As I said Phil,will it ever change,I very much doubt it,I once had the job of pulling these chickens from their cramped crates and hanging them on the processing chains,to have their heads dragged throughan electrified vat of water,to simply stun them,so they where still alive and hearts beating,then to have their throats cut so they would bleed out properly,Yes will it ever stop,no it is all about economics and the almighty dollar to these industries,there is absolutely no thought for the animals,don't get me started on the other slaughter houses and what has been know to go on in them,is the whole world going to go Vegan,I don't think so,unfortunately we are omnivours,I like my meat meals like many others so I am as guilty for the animal cruelty as the next meat eating person, By the way all you moderators what has happened to the spell checker it has disappeared,so this post is probably full of mistakes. Get it fixed you lot 

Thanks Rick for the graphic real life experience you've had, I have an indelible picture in my mind now. All I can say is that I respect that you were prepared to do anything to put bread on the table. I'd rather starve. 

Where's that red 

[Doggie 1]

Where's that red 

In my hand. 

[Phil №❶]

I just refilled too. 

[FatBoy]

That reminds me.....

There, that's better....

Mmmmmmm, beer!!!

[Phil №❶]

That's 3, anyone else imbibing right now, let us know your poison.

[Lakes]

I HAVE NO BREAD, OHH WHY!!!!!

oh that reminds me Ian i need to get a Bar b que soon, i told my pommy mate what our Lord Shambles said about them & he agrees, only because he got one and was a lousy cook LOL

[Doggie 1]

That's 3, anyone else imbibing right now, let us know your poison.

Glasses or bottles? 

It's usually a red for me, occasionally white and even more occasionally a scotch on ice.

[The Gonz]

A big full-bodied SA Shiraz for me.

[FatBoy]

A big full-bodied SA Shiraz for me.

I'll bring the glasses and the decorkifier, Gonz, you supply the wine!!

That's 3, anyone else imbibing right now, let us know your poison.

Had a hard 2 hours of squash this arvo followed by 3 stubbies (oh... nice) now it's a red with dinner... still nice.

[Surferdude]

Right. That's it.
I'm off to get a bundy and cola.

[Surferdude]

A big full-bodied SA Shiraz for me.

I'll bring the glasses and the decorkifier, Gonz, you supply the wine!!

Glasses?
You use glasses?

[Doggie 1]

A big full-bodied SA Shiraz for me.

Ah, women and wine, both full-bodied, are two of life's greatest pleasures. 

[Lakes]

2 rashers, 2 blAck pudding, egg sunnyside up, round of toast and a healthy splog of brown sauce.

All washed down with a mug of rosie lea

i'm trying to translate this into plane english LOL
 i know what 2 rashers are, 2 black pudding? i think its pig's blood? but 2? know what eggs sunny side up is, i'm trying to work out a health  splog of brown sauce? probably  Worcestershire sauce? mug of rosie lea?

[Just Rick]

. All I can say is that I respect that you were prepared to do anything to put bread on the table. I'd rather starve. 

Phil this is a whole other subject,But yes unlike many in this world I AM prepared to do ANYTHING to put food on the table for MY FAMILY,if I go without that does not worry me,wouoldn't be the first time,won't be the last,but I would never let my family starve. even if it meant I had too

[Lakes]

i'll have a glass of victorian red, i tried a great drop in victoria near Emerald a few years back from a very small wine maker ( on two wheels ) that's what i'll have and a yellow fin tuna steak with a few prawns & doz rock oysters

[Just Rick]

That's 3, anyone else imbibing right now, let us know your poison.

For me I have not partaken in this activity for nigh on thirty years,Sadly I do not have that many brain cells left to squander, even on a social basis,you think I am intimidating now  , no one even my own family wanted to see me on the sauce  ,I'll just stick to my coffee and water,maybe I should even give up the coffee,even that now a days tends to get me a little over excitable,

[The Gonz]

... maybe I should even give up the coffee, even that now a days tends to get me a little over excitable,

Ah, yes, the laughing so hard the tears run down your leg, I see that now. 

[Lakes]

. All I can say is that I respect that you were prepared to do anything to put bread on the table. I'd rather starve. 

Phil this is a whole other subject,But yes unlike many in this world I AM prepared to do ANYTHING to put food on the table for MY FAMILY,if I go without that does not worry me,wouoldn't be the first time,won't be the last,but I would never let my family starve. even if it meant I had too

good for you m8, when i was a kid my uncle had a poltry farm up gosford, i went up on school holidays, & my uncle showed me how to kill a chook & pluck it to get it ready for my aunty to cook roast chook. he got hold of it upside down by the legs it got groggy when blood rushed to it's head then he swung it around about four times then stretched its kneck. this was about 55 years back

[Marzipan]

I AM SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ARE WE TALKING EGGS OR DRINKS, I PREFER DRINKS AND I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A GREAT ROSE AND MY OFFSIDER IS HAVING YET ANOTHER RED YES I COUNT HIS DRINKS AND FROM WHERE I AM SITTING HE WILL DEFINITELY SLEEP WELL TONIGHT 

[Phil №❶]

 

[Doggie 1]

I AM SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ARE WE TALKING EGGS OR DRINKS, I PREFER DRINKS AND I AM CURRENTLY HAVING A GREAT ROSE AND MY OFFSIDER IS HAVING YET ANOTHER RED YES I COUNT HIS DRINKS AND FROM WHERE I AM SITTING HE WILL DEFINITELY SLEEP WELL TONIGHT 

And SNORE very LOUDLY. 

[eye30]

So the age old question - which came first, the chicken or the egg - has anyone ever been able to say for certain which it was?

[The Gonz]

So the age old question - which came first, the chicken or the egg - has anyone ever been able to say for certain which it was?

If you're a creationist, the chicken.
If you're an evolutionist, it doesn't matter because the definitions would be blurred.

[neptune]

A big full-bodied SA Shiraz for me.

Ah, women and wine, both full-bodied, are two of life's greatest pleasures. 

provided you can get both.....

[Shambles]

...what has happened to the spell checker it has disappeared...

Our server was upgraded with no prior notification (insert angry face) and that lost us a few features, temporarily.

After a brief exchange of expletives, all has now been restored, so I'm assured