[sweetbix]

If you receive an email entitled "Bad times," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 900 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE MAN, ARE YOU LISTENING?!!!!!

It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings that grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.

If the "Bad times" message is opened in a Windows XP/Vista environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows; it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

*WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN*

NB And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite onto the person nearest you.

Send to everyone.

 

[Dazzler]

Damn.. I just checked your location.. I was hoping I could visit you when I go to WA in October..

[sweetbix]

[Dazzler]

Nothing like a lady with a good sense of humour..

[SRT Metro]

 

[eye30]

 

[bumpkin]

Nice one

[Hemmi]

 

[Shambles]

I think this virus is a "false positive". Absolute rubbish to be alarmed. No need at all. 

Oh hang on, just received an email "Bad times"... lemme read it...

Помнить обречены вас по, коду йорке вас во. Плиту доверять воздействий ещё об, во нью пора шагов участки, над по гора принять нейманом. Почему сделано вернуться то три, не плиты собственный инструменты тд, хороша очередь оркестра вы мог. Код их стал решить получить, мы использовать разработчиков бог. Как всех никто сохранение от, где то которым различных, было должны забудем них на. Их пока попали нее, нее по потому погодите выпускать, лет новые сделано закончить бы. Мои пять разных программного до, этой большого их что, могут дефект то три.



Yeah no problem

[MRH130]

Yeah I think you're ok there Shambles. Everything seems to be in order. 

[Shambles]

Cheers Michael. I was hurtin for a while wondering why my PC was emailing random strangers and sending instructions to my hairdryer in hexadecimal

[MRH130]

hmmm my computer does that anyway. I'm not paranoid, the toaster oven really is plotting against me. 

[sweetbix]

Помнить обречены вас по, коду йорке вас во. Плиту доверять воздействий ещё об, во нью пора шагов участки, над по гора принять нейманом. Почему сделано вернуться то три, не плиты собственный инструменты тд, хороша очередь оркестра вы мог. Код их стал решить получить, мы использовать разработчиков бог. Как всех никто сохранение от, где то которым различных, было должны забудем них на. Их пока попали нее, нее по потому погодите выпускать, лет новые сделано закончить бы. Мои пять разных программного до, этой большого их что, могут дефект то три.

Yeah no problem

Ya ne ponimayu.... What the... 

[bumpkin]

Cheers Michael. I was hurtin for a while wondering why my PC was emailing random strangers and sending instructions to my hairdryer in hexadecimal

Whats a hairdryer