[Dazzler]

The Maid


Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'


Maria: 'Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.' The first is that I iron better than you.'

Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'
Maria: 'Your husband said so...'

Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'

Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'

Maria: 'Your husband did.'
Wife: 'Oh.'


Maria: 'My third reason is that I am a better lover than you..'

Wife: (really furious now): 'Did my husband say that as well?'

Maria: 'No Señora...  the gardener did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want?

[bumpkin]

It's enough to make you take up gardening for a living

[Shambles]

That reminds me...   must look up my garden hoe

[SRT Metro]

 

[eye30]

What would she want for a mexican wave?

[Mike SX]