[Dazzler]

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet.

“I’m doing some research for Vaseline.

Have you ever used the product?”

“Yes, My husband and I use it all the time.”

“And if you don’t mind me asking, what do you use it for?”

“We use it for sex.”

The researcher was a little taken a back.

“Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?”

“I don’t mind telling you at all ...

We put it on the door knob

and it keeps the kids out.”

[2i30s]

 

[agentr31]

hahahahahahahahaha!!!

[bumpkin]

Excellent

[SRT Metro]

 

[eye30]

Nice on.   

Now where have I heard that one before?

[hipposniper]

i wondered why the door hand in the bed room was slippery whem i get home from work... now i know, buhahaha

[Dazzler]

Nice on.   

Now where have I heard that one before?

Lester lent me that and several others to get me up to my "Quota"

[eye30]

Nice on.   

Now where have I heard that one before?

Lester lent me that and several others to get me up to my "Quota"

Glad to be of help.