A handful of
7-year-old children were asked what they thought of beer. Some interesting
responses........
7-year-old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks
the prettier my Mum gets.'
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7-year-old Mellanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we
want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'
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7-year-old Grady - 'My Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when
she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'
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7-year-old Toby - 'My Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more
they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
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7-year-old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his
pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much.'
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7-year-old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he
dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
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7-year-old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he
burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'
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7-year-old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep.'
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7-year-old Jack - 'My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my
father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his
bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
