[Dazzler]

The Admiral


A young Generation Y Naval officer is working in Russell St Offices late one evening.  As she clocks out of her office well after secure,

she sees the Admiral standing by the classified document shredder in the passageway, with a piece of paper in his hand.


"Do you know how to work this thing?" the Admiral asks. "My secretary has left for the day and I have no idea how to run it."


"Yes Sir," says the young officer, who turns on the machine, takes the paper from the Admiral, and feeds it in..

 

"Thank you," says the Admiral, "I just need one copy...."

[Hemmi]

I've heard that one before, it's not extremely funny but it can put a little smile on your face