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^^^Groan.
Quote from: surferdude on May 17, 2012, 22:25:19^^^Groan.Safe from HOS as you can't HOS a joke in H&D Tavern otherwise the whole thread goes, doesn't it.Must remember to put naff jokes in here
... the other forum I'm on has something this doesn't. On that one I can "Move Posts" ...
I think you'll find the Hell's Angel was an Aussie
Quote from: surferdude on May 18, 2012, 22:08:38... the other forum I'm on has something this doesn't. On that one I can "Move Posts" ...I can take a hint
Quote from: Shambles™ on May 18, 2012, 22:28:42I can take a hint Nah mate. It was a genuine compliment.
I can take a hint
Quote from: surferdude on May 19, 2012, 03:33:55Quote from: Shambles™ on May 18, 2012, 22:28:42I can take a hint Nah mate. It was a genuine compliment. I meant I'll try and code a function in to allow it to happen, then we can be as good as your other forum
After the old soldier got cleaned up and his wooden legs shaved, these two really attractive, bubbly blondes came crashing through the front door.You know the type, made up to the hilt, low-cut tops, short, short skirts, CFM boots, etc.They came up to the bar, sat down, and ordered drinks. They were making quite a lot of noise and were very happy and pleased with themselves and it was obvious to Alan's bartender that they were celebrating something big. His curiosity finally got the better of him and he wandered over and said, "I hate to be nosy, but it's obvious that you two are celebrating something big. What's the occasion?""One blonde replies "Well, we are just sooo proud of ourselves, because we just finished, just the two of us alone all by ourselves with no one else, a 50 piece jigsaw puzzle in only 3 days." Confused, the bartender says "So what's so special about that?"The other blonde said , "Derrrr, on the box it says 3 - 5 years."
No, he's been away in the highlands on holiday but it's about time he dropped in so we can buy him a beer or a glass of red and fill him in, so to speak.
You really have changed in recent times, haven't you...