[Just Rick]

WA police are having a huge recruitment drive 

I need a career change 

Wonder if they take me in 

I understand they have taken you in before................

Not in WA (Yet)

[Ugly Mongrel]

WA police are having a huge recruitment drive 

I need a career change 

Wonder if they take me in 

You could be the token "offender", Rick.

[Doggie 1]

They can't get enough.
They keep going to the UK to recruit.

[FatBoy]

They can't get enough.
They keep going to the UK to recruit.

Just like the Royal Australian Navy... lots of ex-Royal Navy personnel.  The worst thing was they would often say, "That's not the way we did it in the Royal Navy."  Unfortunately the Royal Navy did it the way Nelson did it, 200 years ago.

[The Gonz]

True, Jamie. Unfortunately I see a lot of that in Army as well. RAAF not so much.

[eye30]

+ finished decorating the small room

- need new rad

[Asterix]

+ 1 of my sons got his drivers license today.     
- Wife will propably miss her car a lot in the future...

[Dazzler]

+ 1 of my sons got his drivers license today.     
- Wife will propably miss her car a lot in the future...

I wondered what that post on facebook was about  (so the Peugeot is the wife's car, not the son's?)

The other son won't be far behind, I'm guessing...

[eye30]

+ 1 of my sons got his drivers license today.     
- Wife will propably miss her car a lot in the future...

So not your car then but won't the wife need to use yours

[Asterix]

+ 1 of my sons got his drivers license today.     
- Wife will propably miss her car a lot in the future...

I wondered what that post on facebook was about  (so the Peugeot is the wife's car, not the son's?)

The other son won't be far behind, I'm guessing...

No, the Peugeot is the driving school 's car. That car is also used for the driving test.

The wife have and old Corolla, but she doesn't use it much, and I need my car for work every day. 

The other son don't think hee needs the drivers license yet, but let's see how long he can wait, now that his Brother have got it.. 

[Dazzler]

  I remember your references to a corolla now 

[Phil №❶]

True, Jamie. Unfortunately I see a lot of that in Army as well. RAAF not so much.

I didn't know Nelson was in the Army, too. 

[Ugly Mongrel]

+ Just finished work.
+ Three weeks holiday (first beak in three years) staring me in the face.
+ Week 1 - Sydney for Mrs UM's nephew's wedding on Saturday followed by my one and only daughter's wedding on Halloween.
+ Weeks 2 & 3 - luxurious beach front unit at Lennox  Head (right next to the Lennox pub)  
- Not too many come to mind.

[Dazzler]

Sounds great Terry .. I have two and a half weeks holiday coming up shortly. 

[Phil №❶]

+Rose, Hannah Gordon, is in flower.

+I have struck 2 cuttings from earlier pruning.

[Dazzler]

+Rose, Hannah Gordon, is in flower.

+I have struck 2 cuttings from earlier pruning.

Great gardening and not bad photography either 

[AlanHo]

+ The sun is shining after 4 days rain
-  I have to mow the lawn
-  She is taking me out shopping
+  I woke up breathing

[eye30]

- up at 5.55am to do democratic duties

+ home now until 2.30pm then more democratic duties

+ just having breekie and cup of rosie lea

[The Gonz]

+ slow, relaxed start to the day with a 10am visit to a primary school to get grilled by 6yo kids about what engineers do
+ was given a hand made thank you card complete with scratch'n'sniff popcorn sticker

+ early finish to the day with a pay night raffle at the Officers' Mess
+ got a bellyful of bar snacks
+ won two $10 schnitzel vouchers in the free trivia quiz
+ won three bottles of wine on $5 of tickets
 

[Dazzler]

Seems to be an easy life being a Squadron Leader

[Ugly Mongrel]

Seems to be an easy life being a Squadron Leader

Only until the war starts

[FatBoy]

+ slow, relaxed start to the day with a 10am visit to a primary school to get grilled by 6yo kids about what engineers do

How did you go with that one, Gonz?  The engineers I've met couldn't even explain what they did to adults, let alone 6yo kids.  I swear they have their own language.

[The Gonz]

The engineers I've met couldn't even explain what they did to adults, let alone 6yo kids.  I swear they have their own language.

On the last Leadership Exchange in Canberra I rated less extrovert than 0.2% of the world's population, so I'm the type that would seriously implode without an audience of any age.

Funny how the first three questions I got were:
1. Have you been to war?
2. Have you been shot?
3. Have you shot anyone?

Bless'em.

[FatBoy]

I used to get the same type of questions too.  My favourite ones were, like your:

1. Have you ever killed anybody?
2. Have you ever been killed? (Yes, I am serious, that is what was asked)

[Just Rick]

+ slow, relaxed start to the day with a 10am visit to a primary school to get grilled by 6yo kids about what engineers do
+ was given a hand made thank you card complete with scratch'n'sniff popcorn sticker

+ early finish to the day with a pay night raffle at the Officers' Mess
+ got a bellyful of bar snacks
+ won two $10 schnitzel vouchers in the free trivia quiz
+ won three bottles of wine on $5 of tickets
 

Number six,explains what Engineers do,along with what they do in the Officers Mess,never put engineers and Muso's in the same room at the same time

[Just Rick]

The engineers I've met couldn't even explain what they did to adults, let alone 6yo kids.  I swear they have their own language.

On the last Leadership Exchange in Canberra I rated less extrovert than 0.2% of the world's population, so I'm the type that would seriously implode without an audience of any age.

Funny how the first three questions I got were:
1. Have you been to war?
2. Have you been shot?
3. Have you shot anyone?

Bless'em.

so whats the answers
For me it would be simple
1. no
2. Yes
3. no, but many I would like too

[eye30]

2. Have you ever been killed? (Yes, I am serious, that is what was asked)

Go on be honest and tell us the answer!

[Doggie 1]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

[Just Rick]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

[Doggie 1]

I used to get:
(1) Have you got a gun?
(2) Can I see your gun?
(3) Have you ever killed anyone? 

Geez we don't wanna hear what your missus asks you in the bedroom 

No Rick.
That would be:
(1) Have you got a weapon?
(2) Can I see your weapon?
(3) Is your weapon cocked and fully loaded?
(4) Am I going to have La petite mort?