[bumpkin]

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.

He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

[Shambles]

Har har har

And remember folks, if you are a maths teacher, don't drink and derive

[eye30]

 

[Hemmi]

 

[Rubix]

HAHAHA. I told this one at work and had my colleague believing me on the "member of the Al-Gebra movement"... it fell flat when I mentioned he'd been charged for the maths instruction.
Great laughs.