[Seoul-mate]

Why do brides wear white?

Don't all kitchen appliances traditionally come in white?

[Dazzler]

Yeah and they have smaller feet than men so they can stand closer to the sink...

I have a noisy dishwasher .. but it's not a problem at the moment as she is in Darwin for two weeks...

and the worse one..

Definition of a Housewife.. "Something that you s***w on the bed that does the housework"

[Shambles]

.. and why would you never buy your new bride a wrist watch...?

No need - there's a clock on the cooker

[Hemmi]