[eye30]

Positive pregnancy tests are being sold online so people can prank their friends, family and loved ones if they dare.

The products, which are adveritised as 'used' on eBay, are selling at £4.99.

The tests are being sold at £4.99 and are intended as a joke, with sellers warning buyers not to "give anyone a heart attack"


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/positive-pregnancy-tests-sold-ebay-3024187

[Mike SX]

Walking the prank too far, I think

[Phil №❶]

No matter how you look at it, that's cruel.

If the husband didn't want a baby, he'd be upset.

If the husband did want a baby, he'd be disappointed.

[eye30]

If the husband didn't want a baby, he'd be upset.

If the husband did want a baby, he'd be disappointed.

And if he had snip and she doesn't know.............

[Phil №❶]

 

[AlanHo]

Proper cruelty would be for the husband to get hold of a positive test strip and to leave it in their car for his wife to find............

[eye30]

Proper cruelty would be for the husband to get hold of a positive test strip and to leave it in their car for his wife to find............

Have you a death wish........

[KylieR]

Almost as funny as selling condoms with holes in them.

[Dazzler]

 

[Mike SX]

Almost as funny as selling condoms with holes in them.

Many years ago the School Bus Conductor regularly sold "pinpricked" foils to the unsuspecting
passengers.

[Just Rick]

If the husband didn't want a baby, he'd be upset.

If the husband did want a baby, he'd be disappointed.

And if he had snip and she doesn't know.............

This would make things very difficult

[Just Rick]

Almost as funny as selling condoms with holes in them.

Many years ago the School Bus Conductor regularly sold "pinpricked" foils to the unsuspecting
passengers.

Who the hell would buy a condom off of a bus conductor

[Mike SX]

Who the hell would buy a condom off of a bus conductor

In those days "underage children", who wished to "experiment" could not purchase condoms anywhere.
Adults visiting a Barbershop sold them, and on paying for a Haircut, would ask, "Anything for the weekend Sir?"

[KylieR]

Who the hell would buy a condom off of a bus conductor

In those days "underage children", who wished to "experiment" could not purchase condoms anywhere.
Adults visiting a Barbershop sold them, and on paying for a Haircut, would ask, "Anything for the weekend Sir?"

Really? That's so cool. How long ago would this have been?

[Dazzler]

Almost as funny as selling condoms with holes in them.

Many years ago the School Bus Conductor regularly sold "pinpricked" foils to the unsuspecting
passengers.

I'm guessing that is where the saying "he was a bit of a prick" came from ...

[Mike SX]

Really? That's so cool. How long ago would this have been?

Cool ? At the time I used to think, "Why does he KEEP asking me that stupid question, there's nothing here except combs & scissors".

I don't know when it started, but it was still asked in the 1960's.

Alan might know

[Mike SX]

I'm guessing that is where the saying "he was a bit of a prick" came from ...

Hmmmm, maybe not, but a possible alternative use.

Some kids tested the condoms first - by inflating them, then "rolling back up" whilst hoping She didn't change her mind

[eye30]

Really? That's so cool. How long ago would this have been?

Cool ? At the time I used to think, "Why does he KEEP asking me that stupid question, there's nothing here except combs & scissors".

I don't know when it started, but it was still asked in the 1960's.

Alan might know

I remember it in the late 50's

[AlanHo]

Alan might know

I know so much, that my brain is quite full.

To remember something I have to sacrifice an old memory - a bit like the loop storage on a car camera.

My brain at some point decided that I had a choice - remember my wife's name and birth date etc - or remember what French letters were like and the barber asking such questions.

It was a no-brainer really.............

[eye30]

French letters

That reminds me of an incident many years ago when i was working and we received a letter from a solicitor in France writting to tell of his clients move to France.

This poor young junior, girl by the way and must have been no more than 17, shouted out across the office to her friend,
"Bet you can't guess what i got in the post today?"

Her friend shout back "what?"

She shouts "a french letter"

Well the office just fell about and the poor girl, well lets just say she never really got over it...

[Phil №❶]

Alan might know

I know so much, that my brain is quite full.

To remember something I have to sacrifice an old memory - a bit like the loop storage on a car camera.

My brain at some point decided that I had a choice - remember my wife's name and birth date etc - or remember what French letters were like and the barber asking such questions.

It was a no-brainer really.............

So, tell us all about the French letters and the barber, Alan. 

[beerman]

I worry that the 'joke' test could be used to manipulate some poor bloke. Once the lady has what she wants, she could then lose the 'baby'.

I don't see anything good coming from this......

[Dazzler]

I worry that the 'joke' test could be used to manipulate some poor bloke. Once the lady has what she wants, she could then lose the 'baby'.

I don't see anything good coming from this......

Yes, not my idea of a good joke either... 

[Mike SX]

I know so much, that my brain is quite full.
To remember something I have to sacrifice an old memory - a bit like the loop storage on a car camera.
My brain at some point decided that I had a choice - remember my wife's name and birth date etc - or remember what French letters were like and the barber asking such questions.

Bang on, as usual, Alan
Brains of older people are slower 'because they have stored up more information

[Doggie 1]

I don't think you bang on, Alan.