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Health Fact for the Day - 12/5/14

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Horse Manure not too bad as hoses don't eat meat, try doing the same in dog droppings  :rofl:.

Thank's for this Reaper, i wondered what was up with the taste of the tooth paste. will keep the lid shut. just thinking about central country trains tolet in sydney phew! glad i don't keep my tooth brush on the sink in there.




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Also David ( reaper ) thank's for posting this health info. keep it up.
Also keep up posting you have Doggie & Dazz on there toes ( like over 300 posts thats got to be a first & Dazz dragging along behind him holding the leash  :rofl: )



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I worked with stock for over thirty years never killed me,when we were younger old stockies trick for getting rid of the flu was to bury yourself in a pile of horse manure,certainly worked sweated the fever out of Ya!  :lol:

Do you have many friends, Rick-p  :question: :whistler:

Also works with bulls, I'm surrounded by it and I don't get the flu, or have the anal "vaccine".

Fixed it for yer!  :D
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Oh yes, that's what i meant.  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Will try to get a health fact in for tomorrow.  Been a busy week. Work and house repairs and new deck being built
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Right, as an experiment I decided to use toilet water to brush my teeth.  I decided to do this to see if faecal matter actually makes us sick.

I did this yesterday before I left Broome.

So far, so good.  I've only gone to the toilet twenty seven times, mostly for number twos (which come out like number ones), and sometimes for reverse eating.  Sometimes it has even been for both at the same time!!

So I can categorically say that poo on our tooth brush doesn't hurt us one bit.  Excuse me while I rush off to ..


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Right, as an experiment I decided to use toilet water to brush my teeth.  I decided to do this to see if faecal matter actually makes us sick.

I did this yesterday before I left Broome.

So far, so good.  I've only gone to the toilet twenty seven times, mostly for number twos (which come out like number ones), and sometimes for reverse eating.  Sometimes it has even been for both at the same time!!

So I can categorically say that poo on our tooth brush doesn't hurt us one bit.  Excuse me while I rush off to ..

 It must be catching I have only just read this and I feel sick already. :lol:
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Should help you lose weight you fat ba*tard, you...  :whistler:


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Should help you lose weight you fat ba*tard, you...  :whistler:

Hey, I resemble that remark!!


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Nothing like puking your way to weight loss :lol:
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Nothing like puking your way to weight loss :lol:

Bacon, too.  :D
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Hell, I am. Had a fettuccine with chorizo in it this afternoon. I am detonating every three minutes :lol:
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When you say you used toilet water, Jamie...did you first do number 2's or was it just wee water?  :undecided:


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When you say you used toilet water, Jamie...did you first do number 2's or was it just wee water?  :undecided:

Just to be on the safe side, it was both.


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Good scientific rigour. Proud of you, brother!  :goodjob: :rofl:
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Good to hear, Jamie...the wee will help flush the poo through you....  :goodjob:
That's why you've been spray painting the porcelain....


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Children.  :Shocked:

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My "friends" on another site have started this thread     "Smnmntl's Poo Diary - how was yours this morning? " It's in the sealed section.  ;)

And here I've always thought the i30 Owners Club Forum had a bit of class - unlike us surfers.  :snigger:
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Children.  :Shocked:

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My "friends" on another site have started this thread     "Smnmntl's Poo Diary - how was yours this morning? " It's in the sealed section.  ;)

And here I've always thought the i30 Owners Club Forum had a bit of class - unlike us surfers.  :snigger:

Lets not get them started on a subject like sex....... who knows where that would end up...... :sweating:


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Sorry guys. Will start this thread back Monday.  Been extra busy this week. Putting a new deck in the backyard since Thursday. ....
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Quick update, I've stopped weeing from my bum.  I could have sh@t through the eye of a needle at 100 yards, and still missed the sides.

I've now decided that any advice from Reaps will be taken as gospel, unless it challenges me to do some other test of my bodily functions.


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So will the Health fact for the Day be something to do with bad backs?  :undecided:
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Quick update, I've stopped weeing from my bum.  I could have sh@t through the eye of a needle at 100 yards, and still missed the sides.

I've now decided that any advice from Reaps will be taken as gospel, unless it challenges me to do some other test of my bodily functions.

Good time for a Colonoscopy.  :lol:
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