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angoraki
Mounted policeman
December 19, 2009, 05:34:48
A mounted policeman asks a little girl on her bike, "did santa give you that bike"?
"Yes", replies the little girl.
"Well tell santa to put a reflector light on it next year", and fined her £5.
The little girl looked up at the policeman and said, "nice horse you've got there. did santa give you that"?
The policeman chuckles and replies, "he sure did"!
"Well" said the little girl, "next year, tell santa the dick goes under the horse and not on top of it"!
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #1: December 19, 2009, 05:44:54
I'd like a photo of that one .. but not necessarily mounted...
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #2: December 19, 2009, 08:40:34
2009 manual sx hatch and 2009 automatic sx cw. both 2.0 petrol.
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #3: December 19, 2009, 12:02:26
Did I hear someone say that all policemen should be mounted??
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #4: December 19, 2009, 12:08:28
^...Hahahaha
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #5: December 19, 2009, 16:06:11
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Re: Mounted policeman
Reply #6: December 19, 2009, 16:14:10
1.4 Petrol Active I'm no expert, so please correct me if
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