[AlanHo]

There is a feature article in the UK Sunday Mail today devoted to the causes and the normal levels of passing wind.

It claims that it is normal to pass wind between 8 and 15 times a day and that you should seek medical help if you fall outside these levels becaue it may be signs of a illness.

I'm may contact my doctor because I fall below the minimum level. But first I will start eating tinned beans, sprouts and Garlic every day to see if that can inflate my rate.

[Shambles]

Mushy peas will get you there quicker

[mickd]

Maybe if you just push a bit harder you can get the trapped air  out   

[John B]

I would not worry Alan, just means you are not ready to be an old fart yet 

[mickd]

I would not worry Alan, just means you are not ready to be an old fart yet 

 

[AlanHo]

I did a very loud fart in the supermarket yesterday and four people turned round and looked at me.

It was just like being a contestant on "The Voice".

[The Gonz]

You're definitely a head turner, Alan.

[Dazzler]

I did a very loud fart in the supermarket yesterday and four people turned round and looked at me.

It was just like being a contestant on "The Voice".

I'm going to air that one on facebook..

[Surferdude]

There is a feature article in the UK Sunday Mail today devoted to the causes and the normal levels of passing wind.

It claims that it is normal to pass wind between 8 and 15 times a day and that you should seek medical help if you fall outside these levels becaue it may be signs of a illness.

I'm may contact my doctor because I fall below the minimum level. But first I will start eating tinned beans, sprouts and Garlic every day to see if that can inflate my rate.

I can just imagine all the sheeples visiting their doctor and saying they'd read on the internet that they don't fart enough.   

[The Gonz]

I got creative yesterday and bought a bag of spuds to do my own cooking.

With Google Home's help I elected to boil them with a full head of garlic and dose of salt and pepper.

I just couldn't bear to discard the garlic, so on it went with the spuds beside the chicken schnitzel Mrs G did up for me.

This morning I'm monitoring the situation. You may hear reports from time to time.