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Offline eye30

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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!
 
MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.   I NOTICED HIS DENTAL DIPLOMA,  WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
 
 SUDDENLY,  I REMEMBERED A TALL,  HANDSOME,  DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY SECONDARY SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO. 
 
 COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON,  WAY BACK THEN?
 
 UPON SEEING HIM,  HOWEVER,  I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.
 
 THIS BALDING,  GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS FAR TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.  AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,  I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK SECONDARY SCHOOL .
 
'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MORGANNER! ' HE BEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
 'WHEN DID YOU LEAVE TO GO TO COLLEGE?' I ASKED
 
 HE ANSWERED, IN 1965.  WHY DO YOU ASK?
 
 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.
 
 HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
 
THEN THAT UGLY,
 
 OLD,
 
 BALD,
 
 WRINKLED,
 
 FAT ARSED,
 
GREY HAIRED,
 
 DECREPIT,
 
 B*STARD ASKED.... 


 


 
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Yep..I liked it a lot!  :lol: :lol: :lol:
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That is too close to the truth.... good one!  :lol:


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