[Dazzler]

Many  aspects of human sexuality are very puzzling,  take  celibacy.
This  can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed  by  environmental factors.

While attending a Marriage Encounter  Weekend, Tony and  Julie listened to the instructor declare 'It is essential that  husbands and wives know the things that are important to each  other.'

He addressed the men. 'Can you each name  and  describe  your wife's favourite flower?'
Tony  leaned over, touched Julie 's arm gently and  whispered,

'Self-raising,  isn't it?'

Thus began Tony's life of celibacy. 

[bumpkin]

Harr Harrr

[terry hunter]

Having been to one of these... it's a top answer!!... 



Terry H

[eye30]

Another corker