[Ugly Mongrel]

The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie "Psycho".

[Doggie 1]

No.

[AlanHo]

The first toilet being flushed in a motion picture was in the movie "Psycho".

I see you have been visiting this museum - looking for more toilet humour no doubt........

http://www.toiletmuseum.com/faq.html#Q7

[syecadelic]

i30 Owners Club >> OFF TOPIC>> STUFF TO LAUGH AT>> JOKES


no i didnt know either

[Ugly Mongrel]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

[Phil №❶]

I can think of worse things. 

[AlanHo]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

What a load of crap...................

[Shambles]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

That would explain why I can't account for 1978-1980 

[Mel]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

some people have just far too much time on their hands Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?   Because anyone can mash potatoes 

[syecadelic]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

some people have just far too much time on their hands Why is pea soup more special than mashed potatoes?   Because anyone can mash potatoes 

[Dazzler]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

....and that all the magazines I have read while on the toilet (when laid end to end) would stretch half way around the world 

[Surferdude]

Did you also know, the average person spends three years of his or her life on a toilet.

....and that all the magazines I have read while on the toilet (when laid end to end) would stretch half way around the world 

But how many of them would pass censorship on this site>

[Ugly Mongrel]

No matter how hard you pinch the skin on your elbow with your fingers, it doesn't hurt.

[Shambles]

No matter how hard you pinch the skin on your elbow with your fingers, it doesn't hurt.

Of course it hurts

Unless it's just me and my sensitive fingers...

[Phil №❶]

  All over the world, people are pinching their elbows, I did.  BTW,,,,, Ouch 

[Ugly Mongrel]

Harden up, princesses.

[Phil №❶]

If only I could think of a way to get everyone to scratch their butt, like rustynutz               


avatar.

[Ugly Mongrel]

The temperature of a fart at time of creation is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit.

(Pinching your elbow is one thing, testing this hypothesis is another. Unless of course you have a very cooperative partner.) 

[Doggie 1]

Where are we going with this? 

[Phil №❶]

My fault 

[Ugly Mongrel]

Where are we going with this? 

What? Didn't anyone tell you Dave?

[Doggie 1]

No, I have no idea what you're talking about 

[Ugly Mongrel]

No, I have no idea what you're talking about 

Great, that makes two of us.

[Phil №❶]

Where are we going with this? 

Down fast 

[Ugly Mongrel]

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

[AlanHo]

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

Ah - that's why the server in MacDonalds asked "Do you want curly fries with that"....................

[Doggie 1]

An average person’s yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

 

Like this?

[rustynutz]

I was scratching.......my head, thinking I've seen that pic before, and I was right......

https://www.i30ownersclub.com/forum/index.php?topic=7443.msg88128#msg88128

You're safe from the HOS though, Dave......

[Doggie 1]

I'm in the HOS 

[Ugly Mongrel]

It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.