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TAKING A WOMAN TO BED

What is the difference between girls/women aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.

At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.


At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.



At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.



At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.



At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!



At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
According to the  Census Bureau: 190,374 people are having sex right now, 212,130 are kissing, and 1 poor soul is reading emails.
You hang in there sunshine!!!!

[Shambles]

not bad

[Dazzler]

not bad

Guess that depends on how old your woman is...

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