[eye30]

I'll start this off with:

To keep the car windows clear of frost whilst parked, usually overnight:

Cut a spud in half and rub the cut part of the spud on the windows - i.e. smearing the starch onto the glass.

Anyone got any others they wish to share?

[Blue]

What about the old emergency pantyhose fan belt

[Lakes]

what about the NRMA road service guy useing his leather belt to replace crank sharft bearings, road side. they don't do that these day's.

[Shambles]

Crack a raw egg into a leaking radiator

[eye30]

What about the old emergency pantyhose fan belt

But don't forget to take the person (non sexist) out of them first