A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.
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> She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.
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> Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
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> The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
> raise your hand?'
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> 'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.
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> The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan,
> then who are you a fan of?'
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> 'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
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> The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man
> Utd fan?'
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> 'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man
> Utd fan too!'
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> 'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason
> for you to be a Man Utd fan.
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> You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your
> mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be
> then?'
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> 'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.
