[Aussie Keith]

https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/sleepstream-2-sleep.-relax./id432771824?mt=8

With more than 600,000 downloads, SleepStream stands as the leading sleep and relaxation application for iPhone and iPod touch. SleepStream version 2 takes everything to the next level! Developed in conjunction with sleep experts, hypnotherapists and audio professionals, SleepStream 2 plays soothing sounds from nature, gentle audio atmospheres, music and NLP / hypnosis audio tracks to help you sleep, relax, meditate, focus, re-energize and lift your mood - the list goes on!

Sounds bizarre but it seems to work. Handy for insomniacs with iPhones. For anyone interested, try the free version.

[Phil №❶]

Don't need it, I just get up and hop on here, Open All Hours. 

[Dazzler]

Nice, pity I don't have any apple products.  Wonder if android have an app that stops you waking up 3 times in the night for a pee

[Lakes]

Nice, pity I don't have any apple products.  Wonder if android have an app that stops you waking up 3 times in the night for a pee

Hi Dazz, i used to do that ( get up few times to drain the dragon. but when i have one glass of red wine it don't happen , might get up once. when you have three pee's at night & don't wake up, that will be bad .
cheers mate
 

[Dazzler]

Doesn't happen every night thank goodness, just most .. If I have a couple of panadol before I go to bed I usually sleep right through. Only do that about once a week to catch up.

[Doggie 1]

Nice, pity I don't have any apple products.  Wonder if android have an app that stops you waking up 3 times in the night for a pee

A sign of the times.

[Phil №❶]

Nice, pity I don't have any apple products.  Wonder if android have an app that stops you waking up 3 times in the night for a pee

A sign of the times.

Worse if you get up and go, but nothing comes out. 

[Doggie 1]

Nice, pity I don't have any apple products.  Wonder if android have an app that stops you waking up 3 times in the night for a pee

A sign of the times.

Worse if you get up and go, but nothing comes out. 

Ah, then we need to check our prostates. 

[Phil №❶]

Already done,,,,,, that was fun, not 

[Dazzler]

Already done,,,,,, that was fun 

Try a Prostate Biopsy .. that is even more fun  Only good bit was the happy ending all clear from the doctor 

[Phil №❶]

I've heard about those, no thanks. 

[Doggie 1]

 

The things us men have to go through.
If only women could understand.

[Dazzler]

The things us men have to go through.
If only women could understand.

Yeah, having a baby = a piece of pi$$.. (just keeping it on topic - well, sort of...) 

[Lakes]

Never had that check up never will.

but up to you boys what you do.

also i never take pain killers.

hey Dazz that's the Apple Isle 

[Dazzler]

hey Dazz that's the Apple Isle 

Good point! 

[kittikat]

The things us men have to go through.
If only women could understand.

Yeah, having a baby = a piece of pi$$.. (just keeping it on topic - well, sort of...) 

Yeah, nothing to it.     In fact I did it twice it was such a breeze.   

[The Gonz]

The things us men have to go through.
If only women could understand.

Yeah, having a baby = a piece of pi$$.. (just keeping it on topic - well, sort of...) 

Yeah, nothing to it.     In fact I did it twice it was such a breeze.   

Knew a crusty old airman who claimed fatherhood of 7 and said he didn't feel a thing.

[neptune]

Already done,,,,,, that was fun, not 

had colon and gastroscopy last Friday...slept thru both but hated the medicine they gave to give you two days of the runs....blahhh!

[Doggie 1]

The medicine is the worst. 
I had a 2 for 1 deal as well when I had it done.