[tzwientjuh]

Guess first then select the text with your mouse to see the answer 

What is the top speed of sex?
68, because at 69 you flip over!

What's the similarity between a parrot and a gay man?
They both eat seed and sit on a stick.

Why are there so many accidents on the road because men get drunk?
They let their woman drive.

It's hard, hairy and you put in your mouth?
A toothbrush.

Who is the best butcher in the world?
Your dad, he could make a whole pig with just one sausage!

Why do gay men have bigger penises?
They get better fertilization.

[eye30]

 

[bumpkin]

 

Heres another

Whats cold and dry when you put it in, warm and wet when you take it out and satisfies a woman??






















A teabag.

[tzwientjuh]

Haha, good one bumkin 

[Hemmi]

 

[eye30]

Women in Scotland are easily satisfied