[eye30]

Just booked a table for Valentine's Day for me and the wife.

Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker

[Shambles]

She can learn though...

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[AlanHo]

Do you book that table every year ?

Must treat the wife.........

[asathorny]

Do you book that table every year ?

Must treat the wife.........

  ...  Well done Alan 

[Alasama]

 

[The Gonz]

I was expecting a real note comparing of our VD gifts. I got Mrs G a gold heart shaped locket - I can report a success.

[Surferdude]

I was expecting a real note comparing of our VD gifts. I got Mrs G a gold heart shaped locket - I can report a success.

Poor choice of initials there Gonz.

[The Gonz]

  I fully expected a response to that as I typed.

[eye30]

What is vd gifts?

[Surferdude]

What is vd gifts?

I hate it when I have to explain my jokes. 

"VD" stands for something else you can give one another. (sigh)

 

[asathorny]

No no no no...... They're called STD now..   VD is old hat.

You fella have godda try to keep up 




Sexually transmitted deseases

 

[Phil №❶]

I was expecting a real note comparing of our VD gifts.

[neptune]

No no no no...... They're called STD now..   VD is old hat.

You fella have godda try to keep up 




Sexually transmitted deseases

 

or it could stand for Valentine Day gift which you can give to each other.....

[eye30]

What is vd gifts?

I hate it when I have to explain my jokes. 

"VD" stands for something else you can give one another. (sigh)

 

Thought it was ozzie for victoria desert (afters)

[Dazzler]

I was following up on some model train stuff I had ordered for Trish and spotted a couple of buildings I thought she'd like so I ordered them as a sort of VD present. They looked real nice in the photos but come unpainted according to Trish (I didn't read the fine print) So apparently I have to build and paint them when they come 

OO Scale Dapol Vilage Church Plastic KIT C029 JV028 | eBay

OO Scale Dapol Booking Hall Plastic KIT C014 JV003 | eBay

[FatBoy]

No no no no...... They're called STD now..   VD is old hat.

You fella have godda try to keep up 




Sexually transmitted deseases

 

Over here they've gone even one further, they are no longer STD, but STI (infections).

[Dazzler]

No no no no...... They're called STD now..   VD is old hat.

You fella have godda try to keep up 




Sexually transmitted deseases

 

Over here they've gone even one further, they are no longer STD, but STI (infections).

Yeah, over here STD is something you pick up from public telephones I think! 

[KylieR]

I can't play, either. I just like getting all the colored balls out and shoving them in the holes and listening to the sound they make as they roll down back into the containment compartment.

[Phil №❶]

I was following up on some model train stuff I had ordered for Trish and spotted a couple of buildings I thought she'd like so I ordered them as a sort of VD present. They looked real nice in the photos but come unpainted according to Trish (I didn't read the fine print) So apparently I have to build and paint them when they come 

OO Scale Dapol Vilage Church Plastic KIT C029 JV028 | eBay

OO Scale Dapol Booking Hall Plastic KIT C014 JV003 | eBay

After Easter would be a good time. 

[Dazzler]

Yeah, my thoughts exactly Phil.

[Just Rick]

Your all funny Fella's