[Hemmi]

An ugly bloke is on his way home from the pub one night when he passes a level train crossing.

Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.

He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.

The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.

"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"

"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."

 

[bulldog180]

  Thats sick(but i still laughed), so what does that say about me

[Hemmi]

Thats sick(but i still laughed), so what does that say about me

I'll join you in hell haha

[Shambles]

Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it



(the bloke, not the woman)

[Hemmi]

Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it



(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland

[eye30]

 

[bumpkin]

 

Remember Necrophilia is dead boring

[Dazzler]

Remember Necrophilia is dead boring

 

Yeah, but it hasn't stopped some people who are dying to try it...

[bumpkin]

Heh heh

[accim]

It's so not funny  but I can't stop laughing loool   haha awful   Hemmi that's not funny  

[bumpkin]

Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it



(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland

Yes there are you showed us

[Hemmi]

Admit it Hemmi... that was you in the story wasn't it



(the bloke, not the woman)

uhh...er...ummm...no there are no trains in Iceland

Yes there are you showed us

damn it