1st woman: Hi! Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! Sylvia. How ' d you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn ' t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then
I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn ' t look in the freezer---we ' d both
still be alive.
